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A common phrase used by sexist assholes, as a way to condescend women, when usually they’re referring to someone whose just blatantly stupid. A phrase men use to make them feel better about themselves, and/or make them feel superior to women.
Person 1 : Elon Musk has $200 billion dollars, and there’s 7 billion people on the planet. If he gave everyone 1 billion, he would still have $193 billion dollars!!
Person 2 : Woman moment.
Person 3 : I think she’s just stupid bro.
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where your niggas are chillin and you suck ya homies dick and say no homo and then fucc
Nigga:im finna chill
ME: ight *starts sucklin that dick*
nigga: N U T.. I think we just had a nigga moment
me: NO hOMO
Nigga: nice call
Jesus: welcome to hevan
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when someone smart does something dumb
sorry i ran over your cat i was having a blonde moment
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To have a moment where you act dumb... like a blonde moment but your just not blonde!
Someone was asking another to put a towel in a tumble dryer to warm it slightly but it can out like this:
"Can you put the tumble dryer in the fridge."
or you could have various happening
Walking into doors... falling over in public for no real reason... basically anything "blonde"!
All of the above can be classed as a "special moment"
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A point in time where the word "bitch" is forced to be uttered.usually said quickly in a high pitched voice an with a smack of the gums preceding the word itself.but speed an pitch can vary depending on the moment.sometimes pauses of silence are added for effect.these can occur for multiple reasons.
some such as:
1.a question is asked when the answer has either been just revealed to the asker or is obvious.
2.something is said/done that is some straight up dumb ass shit to say/do.
3.someone speaks to you about something they have no business in speaking to you about.
4.something is said/done that is assumptuos,mean or just doesnt make sense.
1.*fred talking to badilak on the phone*
fred-"man we cant get on the internet.its cut off"
badilak-"why what did it say?"
fred-"...bitch"
2.*devin walks up to dippin dots stand an points at prices*
devin-"how much are ur dippin dots?"
fred an I to ourselves while laughing asses off-"...bitch"
3.*fred walking through mall*
random lady-"you should pull your pants up"
fred-"...bitch"
4.*fred an I are loading a bowl*
*fred takes the bowl while im doing something else an gets green hit*
me-"...bitch!"
all of these bitch moments are of personal experience.
im sure everybody has had a few in their time.
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The exact moment in which one feels a rush of testosterone to every inch of their body. May result in massive erections, excessive sweating, and greasy noses.
Dude, the other day I was talking to my girlfriend and had a total Quod moment!
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When you or someone acts like they are invicible in front of their friends. Usually exhibited when a group led by someone heads to a fight.
Bob had a hardcore moment when he walked with his friends to face his enemy.
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