Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
Everyone know one of the most painful places to be kicked that hurts boys and girls is the shin and to call someone a ‘Shin Kick’ it means that they are so annoying that you want to kick them in the shins hard and hurt them because of their stupidity or for just being an asshole
Person 1 - Omfg, Tom’s so fucking annoying he’s such a shin kick
Person 2 - yeah mate he’s a bitch and a half
When a woman gets kicked in her vagina.
Ouch! Looks like Simon missed the soccer ball and instead gave Jennifer a painful slit kick!
An action performed when a tool does something very toolboxly.
A saying said with a "Falcon Punch" style accent whenever someone else does something very toolboxly.
Preston was such a fucking toolbox that his douchebaggery could only be described as a Toolbox Kick.
Oder was being a tool again so we all exclaimed "Toooolbox Keek!"
at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
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The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.