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Lady Norhassana is brave and full of inspiration. She didn't let anynone ruin her dreams, the life that she wanted. She likes reading book, she always wanted to learn new, she don't wanna make friends because she has a trust issue. But everyone want to befriended her because she is a wonderful person even she's not lively when she's in front of them. She always choose to read books than hanging out.
Trish: Hi, Lady Norhassana, let's hang out!
Lady Norhassana: *shooks her head* *look at them emotionless* Sorry, I'm not available today.
Jersey lady: Subcategory of the Jersey girl. Basically, a Jersey girl from West Long Branch, Rumson, or other New Jersey towns that consider themselves more upper-middle or upper-class than some of the grittier subdefinitions of the term "Jersey girl" would allow for, at least in the minds of the non-Jerseyite who is not familiar with all the nuances of Jerseydom. Alternatively, a woman who otherwise fits the definition of 'Jersey girl' (regardless of her town of residence) but considers the term "girl" applied to an adult woman to be sexist and therefore offensive.
"A Jersey girl got more sass; a Jersey lady got more class; but they both got plenty o' both when the chips really start hittin' the fan."
Lady gambling is when a group of girl (aka hen party) go out and pick up random dudes. The winner is the one who picks up the dude with the biggest cock and Dan deliver proof the next morning.
The girls and I are going lady gambling, see you tomorrow morning.
a lady on Downton Abbey (a TV show) that gets raped by a Turkish gentleman that dies when they make out for just a couple minuets.
Just watch Downton Abbey. Lady Mary is awesome
A men’s salon that’s disguised as a brother. Girls who got rejected from working at Hooters or Lovers Lane work here because they are butter faces.
Demitrius!
What, Kenigga?
Did you see that guy go into Lady Janes? He was carrying a White Claw and looking for a happy ending!
When three or more women are in a naked pile writhing in ecstasy.
Jordan came home early from work to find his wife in their bed in the middle of a lady tangle.
A real story that gets more false facts the more people document it, or a completely false story that is made true by pop culture. Origined from CGP Grey.
"Hey, remember that staten island story?"
"It's actually all false, a "Lady Godiva" Story if you will."
"Wait Lady Godiva's story was never real too?"
"Yeah."