Find Your Chill

It is a saying used when someone just did or said something dumb and ignorant as fuck; or they are throwing more shade than an oak tree. The person saying it is implying that you need to take a chill pill and relax.

Girl #1: She is such a fake bitch I'm gonna fight her next time I see her.

Girl #2: You know she will beat the shit out of you, sit down and find your chill before she drags your ass.

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so's your face

The ultimate comeback. This can be said as a response to any insult directed at you. It doesn't even have to make sense, because "so's your face" makes sense in itself.

Mark: Dude, you know you love the cock.
Craig: Yea..so's your face!

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by the skin of your teeth

By a very narrow margin; barely

The criminals have escaped from prison by the skin of your teeth

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shit your britches

To unleash an unusually wet, powerful fart.

"Did you just shit your britches?"
"I kept hearing Lena shitting her britches last night."

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Your Word Here

Lotsa space for your liquids

"Your Word Here" Buy The Mug

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dip your plate

To add food to your dinner plate. Term used in the south.

KIDS! Supper is ready....Come dip your plate before the food gets cold!

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keep your pants on

What to say to someone when they're getting too excited about something (can be anything).

Another way of saying "Calm down!".

A: (Person getting too excited about something)

B: Ok man, keep your pants on!

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