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Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!
"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"
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A one night stand on webcam.
Cam sex.
You finger/jackoff on cam then you never speak of it again...
Tom: My friend Tina was talking to me last night...it was kinda late and somehow we ended up doing stuff over cam...
Ben: So it was a one night cam then?
Tom: She lives in Scotland. I'm never gonna see that chick again!
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Something you would say to your pet owl or someone who wakes up at night before it goes to sleep.
Lark: What a bright and sunny day! Good morning!
Owl: zzzz...
Lark: Oops! Good Night-Inverse!
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Uncontrollable fits of laughter and sporadic giggling after a long weekend of "tom-fooleries" and little sleep. Victim will usually be hyper-sensitive to touch causing ticklish sensation.
Last night Jasmine and I had a terrible bout of the Sunday night giggles
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A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool
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The act of one wearing a Denim Jacket, Jeans (usually of the same color as the jacket) and Light colored Timberland Boots. Ultimately looking like an urban tuxedo, that one may wear when going to their high school prom.
"Did you see Julez Santana in that new Dipset video? Looks like he's ready for that Harlem Prom Night"
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Welcome to your new summer job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where kids and parents alike come for entertainment and food! The main attraction is Freddy Fazbear, of course; and his two friends. They are animatronic robots, programmed to please the crowds!
fredy fazber
available on the app store, steam (supports steam os, windows, mac, and linux), and the google play store. and on the nintendo switch too
"whats that one game thats a chuck e cheese ripoff?" "five nights at freddys" "thanks bro"
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