Wet ham sandwich

A person who is useless at everything. They have no talent, no job and no self respect.

"Man, Robert is such a Wet ham sandwich."
Robert: *Does nothing because he is a Wet ham sandwich.*

Wet Paper Bag

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

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wet banana peel

1) N. A used condom inside out
2) V. The act of throwing a used condom turned inside out at someone.

1) Damn, I found a wet banana peel on the grass in the park.
2) I wet banana peeled him from behind while he was busy eating his lunch.

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wet kezia

A wet kezia is someone who sticks there penis in a carved out pumpkin

wet Kezia is used when a male is feeling horny

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wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

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mad as a wet hen

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.

her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!

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Prom Night Wet

An excessive state of female vaginal wetness. To be Prom Night Wet a female becomes increasingly wet and extremely moist with vaginal wetness throughout the course of an evening that includes dining, dancing and entertainment from which she develops strong, anticipations regarding sexual activity that will eventually occur with her mate capping off the excitement.

Roger took his girlfriend out for a night on the town, the wining and dining had Cindy all worked up. Knowing she would be giving up the vajajay later for a hot beef injection, she became Prom Night Wetthroughout the evening.

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