wet like a snowflake

Charm women with a funny snowflake pickup line or a comeback for situations when you are burned.

Max: You remind me of a snowflake. You're beautiful, delicate, unique and with one touch, you're wet.

Ashley: Wow nice pickup line, you want to boom chiggy chiggy?

In general, someone who is wet like a snowflake.

wet banana peel

1) N. A used condom inside out
2) V. The act of throwing a used condom turned inside out at someone.

1) Damn, I found a wet banana peel on the grass in the park.
2) I wet banana peeled him from behind while he was busy eating his lunch.

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Wet Paper Bag

Extremely weak or worthy of ridicule. From the phrase, "Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag."

John is such a weakling, he couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.
Yesterday's football match was rubbish, it was nothing but a wet paper bag fight.

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wet kezia

A wet kezia is someone who sticks there penis in a carved out pumpkin

wet Kezia is used when a male is feeling horny

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wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

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mad as a wet hen

In the old south, after a hen laid her eggs she would want to sit on them until they hatch. Even if you gathered up all her eggs, she would still sit on the empty nest. So in order to “break her” and get her to lay more eggs, the farmer would lift her off the nest and dunk her in water. She’d then go right back to her nest, so this had to be done two or three times, after which she’d be mad as hell and start “fussing and scrambling about” Apparently this “broke her” and she’d start laying eggs again.

her husband came home late and drunk again, and she was mad as a wet hen!

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Wet Noodle Syndrome

A level of intoxication that a girl reaches, at which point she starts crying for no reason.

Malina concluded she had wet noodle syndrome when she could not explain why she cried by herself in the bathroom for 2 hours at last night's party, ruining the night for her and everyone around her.

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