brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

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Playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds

Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening

"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.

Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."

One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.

"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."

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Play Good Cop Bad Cop

Phrase

1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.

2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.

1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"

Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"

2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"

Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."

Ted: "Word?" high five

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Don't play where you eat

When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.

Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.

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Getting his Ds Played

Getting your dick sucked

Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.

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if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

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This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Twitter decided that the “This is so sad can we hit _ likes” and Despacito 2 memes weren’t enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.

Person A: I tripper today

Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito

Person A: You can’t just add memes upon memes and think that it’s memes

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