When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in
Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!
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Being a pedophile or doing something pedophilic.
Taken from the song I Can Fantasize About Whatever I Want by mrgirl, specifically the opening
"you're playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds. That's funny, I'm in the same cave looking for minors.
Cause my sexual attraction to minors is major.Can't even play hopscotch without poppin' a rager."
One example of people who do this is pastors, despite the fact that it goes against that scripture in Leviticus that people think says God hates gays.
"You hear about what happened to Dream?"
"Yeah, turns out he was playing Minecraft in a cave looking for diamonds."
"Jesus. I knew he was a degenerate but I didn't think he was THAT bad."
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Phrase
1. A phrase now used to denote a males desire to mate with a previously identified female,Usually with handcuffs.
2. A sexual act in which two willing partners go into a shower and the submissive partner gets handcuffed to the faucet.Then said submissive partner recieves oral sex to great celebration.
1. Ted: "Damn did you just see that girl?"
Dave: "Hell yeah I'd play good cop bad cop with her"
2. Ted: "Hey man how'd it go with that chick from the club??"
Dave: "Not bad man. Played a little good cop bad cop."
Ted: "Word?" high five
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When a customer comes in with her son and you make references towards having relations with her in front of her son but then rescind the other by using work as an excuse.
Mom: What are you doing later?
Employee: I'm sorry but I subscribe to the methodology of Don't play where you eat.
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Matt was on the breesway, getting his ds played all night long.
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a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.
If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."
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Twitter decided that the βThis is so sad can we hit _ likesβ and Despacito 2 memes werenβt enough, so they had to combine them into a new meme.
Person A: I tripper today
Person B: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
Person A: You canβt just add memes upon memes and think that itβs memes
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