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glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

24πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 8, 2018

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.

That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.

by R.O. Lewis July 12, 2005

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


7 second rodeo ride

You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges

Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.

by Vulgarityispoetry December 2, 2017


Donkey Riding Pickle Fish

An undersea creature that is part pickle, part fish, and part fish. Also referred to as a DRPF. It lives only in the Indian ocean and are very rare.

I have never seen a Donkey Riding Pickle Fish Before.

by Tico30098 August 6, 2020


new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021


Riding the Bitch-Cunt Express

Being a relationship with Trina.

Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.

by Kdudeski February 27, 2022