the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
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A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .
Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.
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To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.
That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.
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Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.
Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.
Being a relationship with Trina.
Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.
Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.
Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.
A bot which you can find on Youtube advertising private sex
Look! It's Dick Riding Girl Eva! KILL THAT FUCKING HORNY BITCH