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glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

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Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 8, 2018

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switch your ride

To change sexual orientation, often used in reference to hoping someone would make such a conversion.

That straight guy is so attractive, I'm sure most gay men wish he would switch his ride.

by R.O. Lewis July 12, 2005

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new orleans swamp ride

Very obese female sexual predators that seek out highly intoxicated men. Then lure them to a private area where they will force the man to inseminate them repeatedly.

Don’t get to drunk or you will end up taking the New Orleans swamp ride.

by Swamp ride December 16, 2021


Riding the Bitch-Cunt Express

Being a relationship with Trina.

Yeah, just finished riding the bitch-cunt express... Finally.

by Kdudeski February 27, 2022


Riding the bitch-cunt express

Being scolded by any bitch-cunt (see previous definition) (copyright, patent pending “bitch-cunt”.

Shit, sounds like you’re riding the bitch-cunt express.

by Cumoran February 23, 2022


Dick Riding Girl Eva

A bot which you can find on Youtube advertising private sex

Look! It's Dick Riding Girl Eva! KILL THAT FUCKING HORNY BITCH

by BlackMesaScientistBubby November 18, 2021