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What to say during a time of distress-as in o shit this sucks
Fuck me running sideways I'm tired
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Done by underage males, a guilt free beer run is an average beer run except that the person committing said beer run slams down exact change or more than the cost of the beer on his way out. This means he will not have to show his ID yet doesn't feel guilty to the clerk for "stealing." This is a prime example of a situation in which everyone wins as the underage male gets his beer and the store clerk is paid the money owed but cannot be reasonably held responsible for allowing a minor to purchase said alcoholic commodity.
18 year old Doug: Here have a beer, we did a beer run earlier.
18 year old James: You're a dick! The poor attendant is going to have to pay for the missing merchandise!
18 year old Doug: Nah don't worry bro, it was a guilt-free beer run; I slammed down correct change on the counter as I ran out!
18 year old James: Oh ok, pass me a cold one then!
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Green Run High School is located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. If you're expecting excitement from fights and various gang activity then you'll be sorely disappointed. NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS HERE EVER. 98% of the population are potheads, the other 2% being myself and some rehabilitated people. We're the semi finals for Renaissance Academy and everyone is either pregnant or on crutches. Sorry, adventure seekers. The Gang Run era is over. But we're real - not superficial at all. That's why a lot of us are such assholes because we don't give a shit about your opinion and when it comes to facing up to those fucking rich kids at FC or Cox or Princess Anne we can actually come together as a huge force and cooperate. Unlike some other schools... *COUGH* cox *COUGH*.
Guy 1: GREEN RUN HIGH SCHOOL, RIDE TOGETHER, DIE TOGETHER.
Guy 2: YEAH
(after huge mosh fight is over)
Guy 1: Alright, man, fuck you
Guy 2: Fuck you too, later
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When you snowboard/ski down a mountain while smoking a blunt
"Yo man, wanna go on a blunt run later?"
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To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something
Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"
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Big bugged-out eyes like that chick who purposefully disappeared before she was supposed to get married.
Check out that chick with the run-away bride-eyes. Her eyeballs look like they are popping out her head. Two words: d-caff...
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Because you're holding a shotgun and a condom you caring redneck duck murdering bastard
Why is that duck running away
The duck is running away because the horny redneck was going to rape and cook it.
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