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The weather is being indecisive whether or not it wants to give you a decent day or if it wants to say fuck you to your plans.
Scattered showers are bullshit. I just wanna go to the beach in peace.
"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.
Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?
Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.
Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!
When you take a shower but only have time to soap up your armpits and underwear areas.
I was running late for work so I only had time for an upstairs downstairs shower.
When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
A) shavelle, wanna play closet shower?
B) I haven't had a good closet shower in awhile.
When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)
You smell like a Florida shower.
A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
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Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.
I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?