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To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London
He received the London Special last night
To stab another just like in the good ol streets of london
"Oh that grass ye i gave him the london special"
A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”
The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.
Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special
Person 3: My name Jeff
@I love hello kitty ❤️ 🔥's special day is 29 of February because she comented:No, that’s not a fox that’s a skin walker
"Hey have you heard about the I love hello kitty's special skin wallker day?"
"Yes"
It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items
"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"
'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB
When someone gets body slammed for being a Dickhead.
Did you see that guy being a jerk to the waitress? Someone should give him the Amy special!
A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
“Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
“Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”