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To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.
(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)
"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."
Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."
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When someone joins the Auburn Tiger Football Team for an estimated sum of around $180,000+. As made famous by Cameron Newton spurning the $180,000 offer to play at Mississippi St and instead "Taking His Talents to Auburn" where they have a long illustrious history of paying their players.
This year, based on 'the money being too much', I'm going to take my talents to Auburn and be paid-to-play by the Awbarn Fambly.
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A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
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sex When a guy tells you he wants to hit it.
Me and my boy did the take me down dance. He doin the take me down dance.
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The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.
Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.
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A phrase commonly used to describe the action of fucking a girl who recently turned legal; 18 years of age. Like a fruit reaching prime ripeness.
Dude, that chick just turned 18. Take her, she's ripe!
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to describe when someone has had enough of something to the point where they don't care anymore. if you are being taken out of said oven, you are considered done meaning that you are beyond the situation.
John: "OMG did you hear that we have another test in class?!"
Marc: "What?! OMG take me out of the oven, i am so done!"
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