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Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.
Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!
A person who will fuck your mom
“Damn, Taylor just fucked my mom.”
Taylor is the hottest, sexiest girl you'll ever meet. Shes loving, caring, funny, and cute. She'll always make you smile and laugh. Once you meet a taylor, make her yours don't lose your chance.
Boy: ZAMN WHO DAT SHE SO SEXY
Girl: o thats taylor and shes single
Boy: IM BOUTTA HOP ON THAT
Hey this is one of the few male Taylors out there and would like to let you know we exist.
Yeah! It's like a multisex name! Which you don't get when you read all these Taylor definitions while searching up your friends/partners names. It's always a she and stuff, like c'mon dude I'm here! I am also very cool and awesome. Self-confidence, its good for you from time to time.
So uh, nice to meet you. Male Taylors are better than the female ones, we just are, thats a fact.
Nice to meet you all :)
Taylor: "Hey I'm Taylor"
Person: "Isn't that a girls name?"
Taylor: *Audible sigh*
Intelligent. Dresses like a dad. Loves to debate. Says "Yes Daddy" to every reference of Jesus. Absolute brat and pillow princess. Is A Guy™.
No one:
Taylor: I'm a pure holy child who thirsts for Jesus.
big penis really really attractive
This mf Taylor got the biggest dick i’ve seen bro