To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.
1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"
2. "He hit a Texas Lick."
The area of the body between the genitals and the anus.
Also known as taint or choda
He made a Texas sized stroke with an average sized member and slammed into her Texas boot strap.
Siblings of different ages who end up in the same grade.
His sister is two years older than he is but they are both in the ninth grade, they aren't twins but they are Texas twins.
A six-pack of beer but each is 16 fluid ounces instead of the typical 12.
I'm not even sure if it's just a Texas or southern thing but it's the perfect amount to catch a vibe.
"Man, after a Texas 6-pack I'd be down to eat anything."
The act of spitroasting a participant, while engaging in a game of Patty Cake.
Honey, grab your strap-on, let's go play Texas Patty Cake with the neighbor.
When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.