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eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.

James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!

by Sir Asbestos November 8, 2020

110πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


strawberry sex

When a strawberry is placed inside a girls cunt and a guy uses his penis to squish the shit out of it!

Chad stained the shit out of his wife's new sheets last night cause he had Strawberry Sex with Kiersten!

by SlopNChop November 30, 2016

84πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


HAVING SEX

When two people decide to have orgasms by enjoying each others genitals. Yummy times. Rough, sweet, or just sex, there are many ways of having sex. Lots of positions available.

Me and him? No, we are just having sex. He is not my boyfriend.

by tinksjustagirl April 13, 2008

651πŸ‘ 178πŸ‘Ž


zane sex

a thrill ride of enjoyment. greatest thing you'l ever experience u wont be able to walk correctly for at least a month or two

"omg fuck me harder zane"
steve: "why are you limping sarah?"
sarah: "uh i got fucked by zane last night"
steve: "typical symptoms of zane sex"

by zaneman December 23, 2008

122πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


regular sex

Normal vaginal sexual intercourse

That girl didn't give me head, just regular sex

by Steveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 15, 2006

62πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sex Hermit

A girl that appears rather shy or docile, until you get her in the sack only to find she lights your life up. she can do stuff you never thought possible.

Gina is soo shy an gentle, but god danm she a sex hermit, i literally almost exploded

by Jordan Gates August 5, 2006

56πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Compassionate Sex

Something more than casual sex, something more than β€œno strings attached” sex, compassionate sex is something beautiful, enjoyable, and amazing!

It’s a passionate sexual experience between two people that have a strong desire to care, and share, and please each other, ie β€œMaking Love” with limited or restricted emotions.

Every time he touches me, every time we are together it’s more than casual, it’s more than just a random lay… it’s passionate, and compassionate, compassionate sex!

by Just Me C July 1, 2009

48πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž