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The funky mixture of juices and liquids that is generated when people fuck (e.g., sweat, sperm, and pussy juice).
Damn', we got fuck juice all over your new sofa.
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Being extremely intoxicated on drugs or alcohol.
I was so fucked up last night that I couldn't see straight.
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A cornstarch and water mixture used in thickening stews, sauces, etc. The term has been used by U.S. Army mess hall cooks, and it is presumably derived from its resemblance to bull semen.
A bull fuck is often used when making shit on a shingle.
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A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
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a mindset that has a strong lack of caring. carelessness
dude don't worry. Just fuck life
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A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.
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It comes from the Alpha male expression, Alpha males are the individuals in the community with the highest social rank. In other words the guy takes the girl.
As awkward it may seem they are usually the douches who treat everyone like crap. But by doing so they show that they have confidence in themselves, a very rare artifact now a days, thus having something what everyone would appreciate they earn respect.
The Alpha as fuck expression is usually used after you did or you are doing something what would consider you as a douche, but you don't care because you know the golden rule i described above.
But lately people started using it everywhere and on everything.
-I've heard she broke up with you.
-Yeah.. Judith left me yesterday. I told her to make me a sandwich before she packs and leaves the house. Alpha as fuck.
Also if she is blowing you while you are drinking beer and watching sports on Tv you are by definition Alpha as fuck.
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