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When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
a nicer way for a man to call a woman chunky
"That well figured young lady over there is busting at the seams. someone should buy her new pants!"
A pair of women who are highly suspected of being lesbian.
Bobby: Check out those two chicks sitting by the fountain.
Paco: You mean the ones that look like they are fresh from the softball field, wearing the work boots with the mullets?
Bobby: Yep...those are some questionable ladies.
Paco: Sí...questionable ladies.
The night I lay deez nuts on your face.
Person 1 to Person 2: You ever been to a ladies night? It's the night I lay deez nuts on your face.
What you call your friend,associate,etc when they are dressed very out of date and style
Hannah you dress like such a church lady
The strange one that walks around the public square in camolflage pants amongst otherwise happy and peaceful people, barkibg at them from a dark and obscured by plain sight kind of place. Often has a nickname like Zeus the Almighty or Hera the Almighty.
Not even the parrot lady or Santa Claus could catch a break this holiday season, they both got dragged from the public square and locked up. She might have somebody shot for saying that (or even get her own hands dirty this time, since action and danger seem to be what she craves as much as attention or money/power).
The strange one that wears camoflage pants and hangs out around otherwise happy or peaceful people barking at them all day.
Not even Santa Claus or the parrot lady caught a break this Christmas, they both got dragged from the public square and arrested.