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the sole reason of my existence <3
taylor swift is awesome!
yeah, she's why i keep going!
Taylor Swift is a musical artist known for making over-synthesized music which sounds not great. She is also known for running her own online cult that will come to your house, kill you in your sleep, and drink your blood. These followers are called "Swifties" and are also known for never respecting other people's opinions on what classifies as "Good music."
The only known way to summon a swiftie is to say that Taylor Swift's music isn't good on twitter, facebook, instagram, snapchat, etc. You should never under any circumstances summon a swiftie in this manner, because they will find you, and they will kill you.
Me: Taylor Swift is way overrated and I think her music is really bad. I'm more into rock/metal music.
*Swiftie proceeds to come into my house and kill me all because I have opinions*
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what teenage white girls who suffer a high school breakup listen to
Amelia had recently gone through a breakup at school and now she's crying to Taylor Swift songs..
incredibly hot woman with a curvy body
"oh damn you saw that pic of Taylor Swift"
" she's so damn hot look at that stomach of hers, well fed"
A fine piece of ass that I would do some naughty things to if I ever met
What's something that you could eat every single day and not get tired?
Taylor Swift
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God: hello misses swift we meet again.
The devil/taylor swift: yes we do meet again