you cant be mad at chris for being chris
“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct
a dumb ass bitch, loser, weirdo
kinda fat, the only one who’s ugly in his entire family.
“have you seen chris moeller around?”
“nah i haven’t seen that dumb bitch since he started dating that satanic chick”
A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!
You wanna hang later, can’t I’m too busy being a Chris Moore
Chris and Ariyanna can be a toxic couple, on the other hand they can get a little freaky at a point in time. Little do they know they love each other very much and can be on and off 5 times in one week
DANG!!! Chris and Ariyanna are still together???
"The whaler hunter of the seas", To do the Chris Whitfield is to go where no man has gone before!
James did a "Chris Whitfield", at the party last night
Sorry dude. He's just better than you.
Chris in the kik chat just is superior. Sorry.