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a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
a phrase meaning: normal and civilized -however one defines these words- people don't behave the way you do
a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts admonishing him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing? you'll burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room, NOW. (starts chasing him with a broom)
boy: (under his breath): I can attach balloons to anything I want, no?
A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.
His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.
James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
seriously, if you don't get it just don't laugh.
Josh: "*says the worst joke ever*"
Audience: "HAHAAHAHAHAGAGAGAGAGGAYHAHAHHAGAGAHGAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHA... what"
Josh: ":( if you don't get the reference, just don't laugh..."
EJ: "HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHHAHHHAHAAAAAAA"
NOT TRUE MEGYN KELLY! ONE MAN CAN CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY! AND I WOULD KNOW BECAUSE I! AM!! HYM!!!
Hym "Oh Meg.... It isn't that you don't matter. And I can't not talk to my stalker. My stalker is literally everyone I interact with."
When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.
Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.
Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?
Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!
Mussels: WAIT NO NO-