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Hell's ring

When you've eaten spicy food and doing a shit makes your ass feel like it's on fire.

"Dude, let's go out for some Mexican food."
"You crazy!? I don't want Hell's ring."

by dav3dlegend September 21, 2015


Heaven and Hell

Sing me a song, you're a singer
Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil
The Devil is never a maker
The less that you give, you're a taker

So it's on and on and on, it's Heaven and Hell,
Oh well, yeah um

The lover of life's not a sinner
The ending is just a beginner
The closer you get to the meaning
The sooner you know that you're dreaming

So it's on and on and on, oh it's on and on and on
It goes on and on and on, Heaven and Hell
I can tell, fool fool

(Ahhhhh-ah, ahhhhh-ah)
Oh-oh oohh-oohh
(Ahhhhhhhhh-ah)
Yeah yeah yeah-death

Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion
For every moment of truth, there's confusion in life
Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer

And it's on and on, on and on and on...
(Ahhh-ah, ahhhhhhhhh-ah)

They say that life's a carousel
Spinning fast, you gotta ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell, oh well

And they'll tell you black is really white
The moon is just the sun at night
And when you walk in golden halls
You get to keep the gold that falls
It's Heaven and Hell, noh no
Fool fool, you got to bleed for the dancer
Fool fool, look for the answer
Fool, fool, fool

by Death Menace May 23, 2023


Gabriel, Judge of Hell

A sick ass angel with two swords protecting the Gluttony layer of Hell. Gets extremely humbled by a sentient gopro with guns.

Gabriel, Judge of Hell: BEHOLD, THE POWER OF AN ANG-
V1: coin
Gabriel: FUCK!!!

by Shmorby Doobeebop May 4, 2024


chuckey cheeze hell

Having to spend a day with screaming kids and singing robots

Think id rather do another year in jail than another qfternoon down in chuckey cheeze hell

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 24, 2016


nigga you dumb as hell

alright i can say the alphabets backwards and forwards in just 2 seconds you ready, abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz, zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba, you dont believe me? watch it in slow motion. NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

tyrone: NIGGA YOU DUMB AS HELL

niggaballs

by burgermimi July 20, 2024


Dyspraxic Hell

The world we live in

Person 1: Being Dyspraxic is really taking a toll on my life
Person 2: That is because the world we live in is Dyspraxic Hell

by Aid_Nic September 17, 2020


Hell Boi

A stressful form of bowel movement

Man after them White Castle burgers I had to go take me a “Hell Boi”

by D5pffp April 14, 2022