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When she give you a blowjob and pulls your balls up. As you cum your mountain top gets cum on it and drips over like an avalanche.
I was with this chick last night and as she was blowing me she gave me a mountain top ted and then she used her finger like a skier going down the mountain!
The leader of the girls lacrosse team. Plays offense and defense.
Helga plays lacrosse.
What position?
Double Backflip Top
Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)
A man who predominantly prefers to have receptive anal sex (bottom) with other men, who occasionally enjoys being the insertive partner (top), typically on special occasions.
"Matt, I thought you only bottom"
"Nah mate, I'm a special occasion top, you know, like on birthdays and Christmas"
A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair
Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top
the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)
top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish