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Turd KupalMooks

A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.

Have you heard what Turd KupalMooks did to a female cosplayer in the group chat?

by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022


Turd o'clock

Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason

No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock

by Jsjsisj November 8, 2023


Turd in my lap

This is a situation that is given to you - avoidable - but has to solved immediately

You lost your only pair of glasses after I begged you to buy another pair weeks ago! Thanks for tossing a turd in my lap!

by Safety Lane February 24, 2022


Turd Range

The range at which feces can be thrown with one's own power

"fuck you"
"you sure talk a lot of shit for someone in turd range"

by turd thrower February 15, 2021


Turd ballsack

When you are sitting at a 170° angle and you shart (shit and fart) and it hits the back of your ballsack. Then releasing the smell going around the penis and in the air. All while your balls have wet shit on the back of them.

I was at an orphanage and after taking a hit of mesculine I sneezed and sharted, so now it’s stinky and I have a turd ballsack.

by TheKookie81 January 29, 2024


Turd farming

The motion of wiping a post turd butt front to back and then a second wipe back to front

He’s really clean after turd farming

by Fogwater January 6, 2024


Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.

Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD

by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020