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When you're extremely angry, so you wank to calm yourself down.
Woah hey there, you're very angry, have a calm-down wank.
A wank used to simply relieve stress, boredom, or to simply helping with going to sleep
After a good day's work nothing gets you in a relaxed mood better than an administrative wank!
A wank whose motivation is not related to being horny, used to go to sleep, stave boredom or relieve stress
After a hard day's work, nothing relaxes me more than an administrative wank!
The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.
I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.
A name of a tissue you use to wipe away your sperm
After I finished masturbating I used a wank wipe to clean up me genital area
The act of masturbating during working hours or in the workplace, and hence being paid while completing the duty.
The hot intern bent over to pick up some papers earlier. It gave me a massive erection so I had to sneak off for a gigolo wank to correct myself.
A Wink Wank is when you finish masturbating in the blink of an eye
I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.