what in the actual fuck

First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.

Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts

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What's the plan, Phil?

From "Modern Family". Statement intended to mock and express bewilderment at someone else's actions. Similar sentiment to "what the hell are you doing!?"

In Modern Family S02.E01, Phil and Claire's family exit the old family station wagon. It begins rolling backwards towards the cliff. Phil's reaction, rather than to try to get into the car and hit the brake, is to leap on the hood and grab on, spread-eagled. Claire looks at him with a baffled expression and screams, "What's the plan, Phil?!"

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What's Your HighQ?

Did you know that today's weed is four times more potent than the weed Snoop rapped about in '92? That doesn't mean that it would've made Snoop an even better rapper, but it DOES mean that just because Snoop and perennial nipple-pasty-wearing-tongue-wagger Miley Cyrus smoke it, doesn't mean it's safe for the teenage brain. What's Your HighQ? is a quiz that tests how much you know about today's weed -- and why it's more unsafe for acne-ridden teens than it is for adults. Take the quiz at WhatsYourHighQ.com.

You must be baked out of your mind, your HighQ is a 73. Your score is lower than Forrest Gump. You really need to do read more than High Times if you're going to find out What's Your HighQ?

what the dog doing

something we will never know

guy1: what the dog doing?
guy2: idk

What Was He Cooking?

A phrase in gaming used to depict confusion on what a specific player was trying to do due to said player's action not making much sense. Another way of saying: "What was his plan there?"

(Originates from the thumbnail of the Thanos YouTube Video from New Rockstars that turned into a meme.)

*player does something unbelievably stupid with complete intention and loses because of it*

"What was he cooking?"

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What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.

Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“

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I mean what

a phrase that you add just after saying something that you wouldn't necessarily say out loud

man, if it doesn't snow, I'm gonna kill a baby...I mean, what?

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