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Smashing a pussy, Fucking someone so hard, you can barely breathe, you are panting so hard
When I guy tells a girl, "I'm going to fucking wreak this tight kitty later tonight priness"
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
When the wind blows and messes up your perfectly fixed bangs.
I walked outside and instantly got bang fucked with this wind, now I need to refix my hair!
You're broken - you have something wrong with your head/ thought process.
Your behavior is out of line.
You're an idiot.
You've done something wrong.
person 1: says something/ acts out of line.
Person 2: "You're fucked. What the hell is wrong with you?"
Person 1: *Has a tantrum*
Person 2: "You're fucked.."
To stop an unwanted conversation
Girl- Hey I’m pregnant
Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean
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You know what lets make a fuck your bitch mom day! Not fuck the bitchy mom day 🥴 no its fuck your bitchy mom day! ):< your moms always bitchy well guess what fuck your bitchy ass mom. Does your mom bitch 24/7 no 25/8 fuck her then. Is your mama always telling you to clean your room even tho its fucking clean! Mom! Then fuck her
Person A: "My mom is such a bitch!"
Person B: "Thats a holiday, yk"
Person A: "THATS A THING!"
Person B: "Yup, look it up."
Person A: "OMG IT SAYS FUCK YOUR BITCH OF A MOM DAY!...Andddddd ITS TODAY!"