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When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.
I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.
When your Autistic brother gets mad at your older brother for no reason.
Josh- walks in room
Mario-FUCKING JOSH
Josh-confused
Mario- Fuck you JOSH
Josh- stays quiet
Also Josh- I hate my life
Primarily experienced with online dating.
First you meet and chat. Sometimes this progresses to a date and sex. After which point, said person gets slower and slower about responding and eventually just disappears.
Friend: So how'd the date go?
You: I thought it went great but then he pulled a fuck and fade.
Go super duper hard like a saiyan.
Damn look at home girl over there squatting 200 pounds, she going in like a fucking brolly
Some thing one does when there is nothing to do. Typically done in restaurants when there are no orders are in and all the days prep is finished.
" there is nothing els to do but Fuck Fluffy for the rest of the day."
"TOBAR! stpo fucking fluffy and get back to work!"
(aka Chloe Ritter) when your brain has
Deteriorated Too the point of no return from the excessive use of methamphetamines. Akaa The boofaaLoompa of Bristol
That tweaker is perma fucked !
Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.
Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!
Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?