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the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaàaaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.
The act of luring someone into sexual acts with promise of commitment, only to ghost them immediately after having intercourse.
Person 1: “You said we were dating! You said you loved me and that we were going to move in together!”
Person 2: “Yeah… that was just a catfish fuck sorry… didn’t mean a word, thanks tho!”
Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!
A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.
“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick
South-Sadan
Jared: Have you been to South-Sadan?
Michael: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck?
South-Sudan
Jared: Dude have you been to South Sudan?
Micheal: Why would I go to that Cluster-Fuck