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A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.
It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.
PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.
Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
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The perfect pair of round, perky tits.
Damn, look at them titty balls!
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When the penis is limp and can fit in your palm like a little ball.
I grabbed his penis ball until it didn't fit in my hand anymore.
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Balls or testicles that have shit on them.
This can occur either from touching shit with one's hands and caressing their own balls, or from shitting while hanging upside down. Another way for doodoo balls to occur is from shitting your pants, and subsequently wearing your shit-stained underwear backwards.
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When the recipient of oral sex obtains a mouthful, and then proceeds to kiss/share the contents with the giver of said oral sex. Male gender usually being the giver.
My best buddy was snowballed by some skank.
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An exceptional in-door, traditionally office based sport invented in early 2005 by a sporting visionary known through bin ball folklore as "Brucey".
The sports spiritual home is in what is referred to as the "Monkswell Arena" in the heart of the Oxfordshire countryside.
The game involves two players, 2 waste paper baskets positioned exactly 25 feet apart and a regulation bin ball (a rolled up ball of paper wrapped in brown parcel tape, weighing 28g and measuring in 54mm in diameter).
Players then take it in turns to bowl the ball either under or over arm aiming to get it in the opposing bin. The game consits of 5 Innings of 5 deliveries per inning. In the event that the score is tied, a "bin off" ensues starting with the original bowler on a sudden death basis to decide the victor. Early records indicate a highest ever score of 11 "bin balls" in a single match with 4 straight "bins" in a row. This was set in Summer 2006 in the Monkswell Arena in a competitive league tie by Challenger "Steve".
Extensive research suggests that a primitive form of the game may have been played by the Monks around the well. Games continue there to this day.
"Hey Steve, fancy a game of bin ball" the Ad-cock has left the building."
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Cornish slang originating from the Restormel area for average quality weed, often slightly damp or compressed, doesn't smell very nice & deals look small when they are on weight. But still hell of a lot better then solid or bush/garden home grown weed
Person A: do you know of any good smoke about?
Person B: Nah, all I can get hold of is moth ball
Person A: Aww savage, I'd rather pay £10 a gram for good smoke then £12.50 for 1.7 of moth ball, I'll see if i can find any stonk before i result to that
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