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Straight pride is a day on August 1st
Straight pride day is when we celebrate straight people
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Shoot someone so much they get turned straight.
Person 1: Damn it Tom, Just shoot me!
Person 2: Oh hell yeah i will
Person 1: Shoot me Straight
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Super Straight September Is a Day to remember All of the super straight lives lost due to super straight oppression
Yo cuh it’s super straight September
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A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.
Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight
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a term commonly used to fool idiots into saying they menstruate.
A -"Where is the Bering Stray?"
B -"What's a stray?"
A -"I meant straight"
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A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.
These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.
Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.
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A male or female only attracted to the opposite gender born that gender.
Trans Boy: Hey would you like to go on a date with me?
Girl: Sorry I’m super straight. I only date men born as men. It’s a preference.
Trans boy: Ok transphobe.
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