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bird which lays its eggs in the sea and in turn tortoises bite their wings off underwater and the hatchlings become tortoises also
Man, that king fisher bird has great tits.
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The act of murdering a woman who has been mocking you.
Where are you going with that freshly sharpened axe?
To kill a mocking bird.
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A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.
Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
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Whilst standing ontop of the castle in Edinburgh proceed to wank over the edge first person to hit someone below wins if you get caught say it's bird shit
John "Matt got hit by some bird shit"
Stuart "That's not bird shit ,those are some scottish "bird" droppings
To ‘hang out’, hard to do without a comfy couch, phone, x-box or tv. Also could include a bowl of popcorn, even if you have a dog or cat cuddled up with you. There are many other ways to do this, reading a book or magazine in bed, basically just chilling hard when u are tired.
Fred was exhausted from his long school week, so he spent all of Friday in the living room on the couch chilling like a bird.
Bushcraft is a primitive style of camping and a bird's nest is a great technique for fire starting. A bird's nest can be made up of grass, birchbark, or other thin materials that you can find in the woods. Birds nests can be used with a Ferro rod, burning charcoal, or other fire starting materials. Birds nests are almost essential when it comes to Bushcraft Fire Starting.
I need to make a Bushcraft birds nest for my fire.
A rural saying originating from Australia. To be "On the bird's back" essentially means being mid-transit; approaching a predetermined location, event, or gathering agreed upon by friends; To almost be ready for something.
Australians in particular use it as a euphemism to reduce swearing around children or foreigners who may take offence to typical Australian dialect, E.g., "Give me a second you whining cunt, I'm almost fucking there." is replaced by a simple "I'm still on the birds back mate".
Person 1: "Where the hell are you!?".
Person 2: "Still on the bird's back man".
Person 1: "Right, see you soon dude".
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Person 1: "Honey I'm home! How's dinner going?"
Person 2: "Still on the birds back".
Person 1: *beats wife to the tune of monster mash*