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chris and john

the cutest fuckin couple ever ...like they both assholes and idk who they really are but ik they are the most known assholes in our class...2 assholes should be together they look freaky no lie ;)

omg chris and john are cute together but ...there fuckin assholes...maybe they can change each other
those freaky ass motherfuckers ;)

by ufo.kitten March 8, 2017


Chris Dennis

A giant hottie who you always want to have sex with. Everyone loves him and his beard.

Do you wanna link with Chris Dennis?
Ofc I do hes Chris Dennis

by ILOVECHRISDENNIS March 15, 2022


Chris Nevarez

A rapper from the middle of nowhere in South Florida. Sings about love one song and then is talking about shooters and drugs in the next. He really belongs in the UK.

My boy: Aye bro whatchu listening to?
Me: That new Chris Nevarez bruv
My Boy: Who?

by immajustISLANDBOI November 19, 2021


chris nyari

gets all the bitches, pussy magnet, hot as fuck

chris nyari is hot as fuck

by al capone fernando hernandez February 13, 2020


Chris Zavala

The most badass motherfucker to be alive. If Gary Vaynerchuk and David Goggins could have a kid, Chris Zavala would be the byproduct. I give up is not in his vocabulary, you’ll never see him she a tear and he has the pain tolerance of a fucking Shark with a chunk of flesh bitten off but still swimming along eating other sharks like a murder dolphin.

If you ever get in Chris Zavalas good side he’ll treat you 10 times better. If you get in his bad side he’ll treat you ten times worse.

He always has the most attractive girlfriend and regularly pipes her down to maintain dominance.

Chris Zavala is so unhinged one time I heard he threw a guy off a building just to see what would happen since he talked smack about his mom.

by Youdontknowmeson June 12, 2024


Chris Lacy

Chris Lacy is a common name for those who teach AP physics. They often are giga-chad males who make their students second guess themselves. They also usually wear striped polos.

Student: Yo do you got the lab work for Chris Lacy?

Other student: nah, not yet

by The cumster March 3, 2023


Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024