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Jake

A very great person with great personality! He loves to work with machinery and is a real tech-y person. He is often very happy but can also have anger issues. Jakes only get angry when they are blamed for something they didn't do. Jake's also have crushes. There parents may not let Jakes have a girlfriend till high school but jake really likes this girl. Jake hopes this girl likes her back so when the day comes he can ask her to be his girl-friend.

Jakes friend "Hey Jake whats up? I heard you like herrrr"
Jake "I like her okay, "
Jakes friend"Whats her name?''
Jake "Her name is...umm should I tell you...umm....her name is Peyton.

by The, shipper October 30, 2019


jake

a bitch that sucks ass at wordle but has a better jawline than me

bro he just pulled a “jake” he lost the wordle

by ballsinthejaws12 August 24, 2023


Jake

A great boyfriend to have. Makes the best out of any situation. A Jake will always put you first when it comes to relationships. Will always let you win in Mario kart to help you feel better. Has great taste in men.

Thanks for the gift. Your such a Jake.

by Syd_thechild December 23, 2020


Jake

The best person youll ever meet and is really good lookin. Everybody likes him

Im jake

by Tj Avery May 5, 2018


Jake

Jake is an interesting person who has a large ego especially when kids tell him he’s great. He likes to be the best at everything and if you fall he’ll fall over laughing at you. He can be annoying but also the nicest guy to be around. He snaps back in under a minute so if you need a friend snap him. He tends to get close to you and then pull away when he feels any emotion. He skis a little funny and is kinda like a grandpa

Jake sucks balls

A ANNOYING MOTHER FUCKER jake

by Whiteshoe April 5, 2024


Jake

Boys named Jake are the cutest most ca ring loving boys ever and a lot of ppl would kill yo have one of them they are so attractive in so many different ways

Girl:omg look it's jqke the cutest boy ever

Jake:hi ladies have a.great day u all look wonderful today as usual

by Jakes_gf_2020 December 17, 2020


jake

anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and will constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them

anyone whos name is jake is definetley a diobolical dipshit , they will most definetly have some form of anger issues and we constanlty repeat the phrase 'i hope you die of cancer u mouldy nob' , their cock is as big as a ant , if u want to find someone called jake be sure to go to your local field and they will most likely be shagging a sheep while shitting in a cows mouth at the same time, oh and i forgot to mention the gay ass perm they have becos they think it will attract all of the clapped females in their class....if only they had a dad to tell them this does not attract females, oh and they are also fat asf as they eat all the sheep after they shag them...... my rant is over

by alfie_init September 19, 2021