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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sweet Dreams Is A First Juvenile Release 《Galicia》; The First Release 《¤》.
When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.
Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.
Bro 3: with extra salsa.
When you open a sleeping persons mouth and rocket your snot rocket into their mouth.
I was dreaming of going to space and woke up with a dream rocket in my mouth
To trick someone- thinking they had it like that.
To lead someone on, in an attempt to make them look or feel estupit
White plumbing boss: hey do you want this copper for free scrap you cut out?
Brown slave labor: boy would I, thank you kind sir!
White plumbing boss: AH BITCH DREAMED YO AZZ THIS IS MY SCRAP!!!!
something that takes away your nightmares in nightmares i guess.
“Dude i had this nightmare where you wanted to fuck me and you came out gay! it was horrible! and you cummed!”
“uh dude… that wasn’t a dream. you got… drunk.”
“were you wearing a condom atleast?”
“yeah..”
“okay. Maybe tonight i should use my dream catcher and hope it works.”