candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

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dick ass

When calling him a dick is simply not enough, and ass doesn't even begin to describe it.

"I want to you watch you fuck another bitch"
"OMG- YOU'RE SUCH A... A... A DICK ASS!"

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Loose Ass

1. Nickname for someone who is gay or is acting extremely gay. Meaning there poop chute is wide open. Loose Asses can often be heard coming by the distinct flapping of their ass cheeks.

2. A girl who gets rammed in her B-hole very often

Yo Wolfgang was eating a banana very sexually today, I bet he's got a loose ass.

I'm bout to get it in tonight, the girl I'm dating is a loose ass

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ass pirate

mainly homosexuals. One who partakes in the insertion of a phallic object in a female or males anus, mainly a penis.

Adrian is an ass pirate. He likes to do guys in the ass.

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ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.

Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.

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welldigger's ass

A degree of coldness below about 40 degrees.

It's colder than a welldigger's ass outside.

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Ass Makeup

The makeup typically used by female dance artists to cover imperfections on their buttocks. Also see Clown Crotch.

Ginger, "Candy, do you have anymore ass makeup for me? My butt is feeling extra pimply today."

Candy, "Sorry, I'm all out. I've been killing it today. Haven't you seen all the clown crotch walking around out there?"

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