Someone you can be near death with, but still, somehow laugh.
*Two Best friends*
*One breaks his arm*
*The second starts laughing*
*Neither know why they are laughing*
Someone who says they're your best friend, draws with you, helps you in every situation, writes you cheesy poems and all that shit just to stop talking to you and won't even look at you the second you start going through your emo phase and they change schools.
Yeah I'm still mad about that, PADDY
"You know, you're my "best friend"."
"Aww, you're so ni-"
"Lmao jk I hate you now for no reason at all, bye bitch"
Something Patrick doesn't have.
"HAAAA Patrick you have no friends or Best friends!!!"
Shoving a ducks beak up your friends ass and eating it’s poo later
A person you like/love in all of your life they will be there for in the highs and lows, even when you get married.