cheese merchant

Someone who does not wash their bellend as often as they should,

He had a cracking cock but when i went down it turn out he was a cheese merchant

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Ab Cheese

When some plonker, namely Sam Amis, intends to write 'Ah Cheers' yet is so inept in his typing ability he devises a new fungal type infection

Here's that thing you wanted..
Ab Cheese
Wha? Oh not again
Sorry, ah cheers

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Dom cheese

When someone named Dominic eats too much cheese and the crumps fall down into his foreskin. Making it scrumptious and yummy to eat.

Mmm this is some yummy dom cheese
I would like to order some dom cheese

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Chopped cheese

Uptown New York Samdwich. Cheeseburger with the burger chopped

Ay yo lemme get a chopped cheese

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Dookie Cheese

When something you don’t like is happening.

“Bruh that was complete dookie cheese”

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fat cheese

Dead/moulted skin cells combined with sweat collected amongst the folds of skin on a fat person. Eventually forms a thick "cheesy" substance.
Phrase is derived from "dick cheese" (smegma).

"I don't mind fat, but I'm not a fan of fat cheese."

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Crackers And Cheese

The dirt found under the foreskin of a man's penis is crackers and cheese. Especially when he is unwashed or unclean. An uncircumsised man.

I only date men who aren't crackers and cheese!

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