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the WORST PRIVATE SCHOOL IN AUSTRALIA LIKE HOW AM I PAYING SO MUCH BUT SO BROKE BECAUSE OF THE STUPID INDIAN TEACHERS THIS SCHOOL IS SO BAD
what school do you go to
gilson college
yikes bruh
Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.
This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.
Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?
Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?
You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.
Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?
You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.
Old high school acquaintance: riiight...
You: Well I gotta go write a paper.
Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?
You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
The permanent solitude from unnecessary envolvement in college drama.
I have retired from college, Done with this fugazi shit.
A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.
guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at
mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.
A college in tuakau which houses the most absolutely mindblowingly shitty people including but not limited too: kids who take illicit substances to school to make them appear cool, kids who can't finish a sentence without saying atleast one incredibly controvertial and generally condemned phrase, kids who think they're gangster because they're maori, etc...
guy 1: dude look at that kid from tuakau college
guy 2: he's gonna work at mcdonalds when he grows older!
kid from tuakau college: aw gee. working in mcdonalds is prolly gas ah, you wanna go ah gee.
A horrendously shit school located in the south of england. with chavs everywhere that think they own the place. and the only thing they’re good at is playing football.
Person 1: ew look how chavvy she is!
Person 2: it’s definitely because she goes to crookhorn college
A white trash neighborhood with one side having shitty houses where robberies and break ins take place then the other side with big beautiful mansions with nice cars.
"Oh you live in college park orlando okay........ that explaines it"