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David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 20, 2023


Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.

Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.

by jessiluvsslayer May 9, 2018


David humor

david humor is the unfunniest shit ull ever see. Its like band kid + minecraft + jayden.

Bruh thats so not funny thats david humor tbh

by Dabrell March 17, 2022


georgia and david

The couple that David and Georgia form is the most perfect couple you've ever seen. They are so beautiful, everyone is jealous, they are beautiful, in love, and so funny, they go so well together!

#Girl1: oh do you see this couple, they are so cute together !
#Girl2: yeah I'm so jealous, this is Georgia and David

by Gigi1354 June 6, 2017


David's Goliath

A collective pile of shit in a designated area on the ground, usually in the corner, made up of the shit from all the people in an orgy when they had to poop.

The David's Goliath at this orgy I went to was the biggest I've ever seen.

by SavageSmack November 16, 2016


David Freeman

Big dick slinging but no hoes want his broke ass.

Girl, He is such a David Freeman. He got the dick but not a wallet.

by Daniel Howard Tatom October 2, 2018


david dada

Hoe ass nigga

Yo cuh david dada a hoe ass nigga he don’t even got a c7 bruh

by November 9, 2020