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When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip
Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant
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While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.
Sarah was so mad after I gave her the false-spitting dragon last night.
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When you dump hot sauce all over your hand and fist someone in the anus.
I Five finger dragoned him so hard in the anus that I don't think he'll we walking soon
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When an Asian girl cuts off your foreskin burns it then staples it back on.
Yo dawg, did you hear Marquette got an Asian Inverse Dragon last night!
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superdash
"superdash"
- Dragon Ball FighterZ
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When a girl is sucking u off and you coom in her mouth, as you coom you scream “I HAVE (any std here)” and close hold her mouth closed. the shock of that sentence you just shouted will cause the coom to fly out of her nose like a dragon’s smoke.
I gave ur mum the Alaskan snow dragon
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The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it
"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"
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