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Egg lord

Humpty Dumpty. beach.

Humpty Dumpty is a egg lord

by edgelord191 February 11, 2019


Egg jew

Egg of Jewish origin, commonly found in Eastern Europe to describe eggs laid out of the Jewish rump aka the rectum.

Look Tommy their is is an egg jew laid out on the floor from the local Rabbi for Friday night supper.

by SkullCappedbandit January 29, 2021


egg masher

One who mistakes a Ouvre shaped sex toy for an invitation to rearrange ones baby making kit.

Her last words were “ I don’t need my love eggs now I have you to re arrange my guts, Egg Masher

Ann Summers doesn’t sell ovaries, Egg Masher”

by Harryhardhelmet January 6, 2023


Road Eggs

Beer to go

Grab a few road eggs and lets hit the road!

by Kasee123 January 16, 2023


Popped Egg

A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!

Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!

by ShookWooker April 9, 2021


Egg Dungeon

The act of entrapping yourself under a blanket (typically one of a thick material) and releasing an egg-fueled fart that fills the air quickly. Much like a gas chamber.

"Dude. I just had the most heavenly egg dungeon in the world. It was seriously the best."

by barrybingle November 17, 2021


egg dropper

Someone who fucks so good and hard he causes the girls to drop her eggs

Mike is such an egg dropper that when he fucked a girl hard the other day her eggs dropped early

by Magic mike number 9 June 1, 2018