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“This is Jack and there is a 30% chance it is raining”
“Dang Jack has some serious boob wisdom”
When you're rushing to see the rockettes but a group of boobs and dips are lollygagging aka boob dippers
It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please
You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day
The dark side of the boob, the fold under the breast.
"I heard that Nicole decided to dress up as Steve Urkel for Halloween."
"Yeah, it was a great costume, except that she had her pants pulled up under her boob crev. Not very Urkel-esque."
Boobs that have had a full life, full of happiness and bounce.
A-"Hey, look over there!"
B-"Damn, them some dead boobs."
What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.