French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

French pull start

The act of forcibly inserting anal beads into your peepee hole and proceeding to rip it out from your butt at a high speed.

I once did a French Pull start t train myself for kidney stones.

French Fry Smile

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.

guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.

french frog

A thot so slutty and slimy she looks like a frog covered in m&m sauce.

Brittany is a French frog 🐸

French Frying

The act of cheating something out of someone, by their lack of attention to the situation.

drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place

french toe

A way of fingering involving the toe in ones vagina, mouth or rectum

Boy: want to French toe?
Girl: hit me up daddy

french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!

Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!