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September 30th is the day to give ur favorite girl or a girl you talk to your jersey
it’s national give a girl you jersey day
Carl the NPC says this because he wants the gun but he can't pick it up.
(Player joins game)
Carl: Gun! Give me the freaking gun!
Player: No
When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
Masturbating without moving your arm or hand. It's all in the hips.
He had to go to the doctor when he blew out his hip giving it a stay.