the good life

the fun life consisted of drinking, smoking the most blunts, traveling, having a lean & muscular body with the best memory, staying fresh 2 def, makin the most money by any means, not givin a fuck about any dam thang (especially education, if u still young), bein da shit, and fuckin the most hoez

18 year old: ayo mayne, im livin the good life and enjoyin it every often!
his friend: well, what exactly do you call "the good life"?
18 year old: the fundamentals of enjoying life compound of drinking, smokin da most treez, fuckin da most bitchez, stayin fresh 2 def, you know, recreational gangsta activities.
his friend: you know what, we on da same boat, i might az well join ya, but ey everybody's doin it too!
18 year old: now daz wat im talkin bout and best of all we dont even got a solid education, WE HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS!!! REMEMBA, it cant be fundamental without FUN :)
so, without further ado, "WELCOME TO THE GOOD LIFE"!!!

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Good drilling

Fucking a women really good and hard

I gave that bird a good drilling last night.

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That's the Good Deal

getting even with someone who has down you wrong, screwing over an establishment or management.

Ronnie: What happened with that girl who cheated on you?

Stefan: I told her parents she gave me the clap.

Ronnie: That's the Good Deal.

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good cat

Good pussy.

I bet the English teacher has some good cat.

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good-news

Hit someone in the head with an inanimate object from behind rendering them unconscious.

I gave that dude the 'good-news’ with an axe handle and he went out like a light.

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Good Guyed

When someone is repeatedly raped, buy either humans or baboons, thrown in a dumpster and urinated on.

Alan had a bad day at work he felt as if he had been Good Guyed

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Pretty good

Mike used it for El, watch stranger things .

"She looks..."
"Pretty... good. Pretty good."

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