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foody hands

When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.

My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!

by twistan 69 March 6, 2010

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Barbecue Hand

Attempting to shake one's hand with a sticky residue on your hand.
I.e.- Ice cream, barbecue, grease, semen, etc.

Joe - Ewww, what's that on your hand bro?

Ashton- My bad, I've been having a bad case of Barbecue Hand lately.

by Team Jordan. June 4, 2011

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Facebook Hand

When someone calls all in with a crap hand in Texas Hold 'em. Usually all of the rookies call and end up winning with a High face card or a pair that is on the board.

Wow Queen high...nice facebook hand.

by crakamartin August 20, 2009

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Kack-handed

Left-handed.
Can often be insulting. Can also be spelt "kak" and "cack"

"oh, so you're Kack-handed are you?"

by Daonebest September 1, 2021

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hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.

Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.

by sweet September 8, 2003

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Hand Labour

A hand job. Wank off. Toss off. A good tug.

"That bird just gave me hand labour."

by Mikey1-82 May 4, 2009

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Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.

" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"

by WindoLickr February 21, 2022

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