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A large, awkward, graceless, lumbering brute. Often with a large head shaped like a fucking potato.
Get off me you Massive Horse!
1. A horse’s toe
2. A man’s penis (how a man’s penis
represents a horse toe or a horse foot)
1. Theo: There was a horse with a horse toe.
Joe: Umm, I just gonna go now.
Theo: Oh.
2. Person 1: I have a horse toe.
Person 2: What?
When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
When you hook one end of a bungee in your asshole and pull it over the top of your head and hook it to the top of your mouth
Dude did you hear that Seth did the Kansas horse bit for his girlfriend he’s a legend
You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
When you try to give someone a charley horse but fail so your hand cramps instead.
Person 1: "Oh shit I just got a horse charley!"
Person 2: "You should have hit them harder so they'd have a charley horse."
The most lovable cuddly horse ever, not a real horse but a teddy bear horse. He is blue and fabulous.
Oh my gosh he’s so huggable… well of horse he’s Horsey the Horse