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When someone serves you a meal but gives you nothing to drink whatsoever, much to the annoyance of many people.
When I went to the restaurant the other day, they gave me nothing to drink, even when I asked for water 100 times! What a horse's meal.
When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked
we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild
Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.
I found horse poo string when I met a horse.
someone is telling u to mentally stable… i could never
or your just a full on horse
sophia: hold your horses jess
jess: i could never
meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse
(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)
Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"
"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"
Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!